It's Halftime in America and Half the Team Won't Play

"It's halftime. Both teams are in their locker room discussing what they can do to win this game in the second half. It's halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they're hurting. And they're all wondering what they're going to do to make a comeback. And we're all scared, because this isn't a game.

"The people of Detroit know a little something about this. They almost lost everything. But we all pulled together, now Motor City is fighting again."

The Good

President Obama saved America's Automobile Industry

 The Bad

"I was frankly offended by it"

Karl Rove on Clint Eastwood's superbowl ad

And The Ugly

"Our number one priority is to make sure President Obama is a one term President"

  Mitch McConnel

"We all pulled together"?  Most of us pulled together with a few exceptions.  What do you call players who sit on the bench and won't run interference for the quarterback?  What do you call players who won't work for the team, until they get a new quarterback?  Mitch?  Boehner?