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Today should have been a fine day for Mitt Romney, he'd clinched the republican nomination with a win in the Texas primary. Today, was a celebratory fund raiser with the Donald Trump at sumptious Vegas location. But, Mitt wasn't happy. He was visibly upset with Mr. Trump. In a contentious interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer Mr. Trump cast baseless doubts on the presidents birth certificate. Claiming: “A lot of people do not think it was an authentic certificate,”
However, that wasn't the source of Mitt Romney's anger. It was Donald Trumps hair.
As the evening wore on Romney became increasingly inflamed over "The Trumps Hair". Finally, Romney erupted:
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!”
Romney cried and then ran down the hall, waving a pair of scissors, pursuing the fleeing Donald Trump. With a group of friends Romney tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Trump, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors.
Today should have been a fine day for Mitt Romney, he'd clinched the republican nomination with a win in the Texas primary. Today, was a celebratory fund raiser with the Donald Trump at sumptious Vegas location. But, Mitt wasn't happy. He was visibly upset with Mr. Trump. In a contentious interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer Mr. Trump cast baseless doubts on the presidents birth certificate. Claiming: “A lot of people do not think it was an authentic certificate,”
However, that wasn't the source of Mitt Romney's anger. It was Donald Trumps hair.
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| Donald Trump (Photo credit: Gage Skidmore) |
As the evening wore on Romney became increasingly inflamed over "The Trumps Hair". Finally, Romney erupted:
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!”
Romney cried and then ran down the hall, waving a pair of scissors, pursuing the fleeing Donald Trump. With a group of friends Romney tackled him and pinned him to the ground. As Trump, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors.
****Correction****
I erred in printing this story. Mitt Romney didn't tackle Mr. Trump and trim Donald Trumps hair. It was John Lauber a fellow classmate of Mitt Romney in 1965 that was tackled and had his hair forcibly cut by Mitt Romney. The story is here.
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