Spammer Samples

Spammers, write comments on blogs attempting to direct traffic to their own websites.  They always end with "here is my site" or "visit my page".  The comments also take two forms, asking for help and verbose flattery.  Some of these comments are so off the wall, they needed to be shared.   If you want to know why your comments are awaiting moderation, spammers are why.

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I wondered if something similar happened at the Romney Campaign and Fox Propaganda News, were Republican poll reports written by the equivalent of political spammers?  If so, they might have sounded like;

Romney is so brilliant and spot on with all of his comments.  In our polls almost everyone we survey speaks at great lengths on Mitt Romneys' steely grasp of the issues, the immense depth of his political experience and his practical and original policy positions with which the superior ex-governor will run America.  Nate Silver is completely out of his mind.  Romney has this election competently wrapped up and President Obama is now packing his belongings.  After Romney inauguration please visit me an ambassadorship.