The Republican Jobs Fairy

The rarely seen republican "jobs fairy".  This is the only known photograph of this illusory creature.
Don't tax the "job creators" is the republican cry.  "If you tax the "job creators" the jobs fairy won't come in the night and place jobs under the pillows of the unemployed all across America."   For the last 10 years we haven't been taxing the "job creators" and every day millions of unemployed across our country have been waking up and first thing they do, is check under their pillow, in the papers, on the web, on the street, in stores for a job.   Unbeknownst, to the republicans the 'Jobs Fairy', found flying around the country much too difficult and tiring.  He folded up his wings and got a job as a radio personality and changed his name to Rush.