Official portrait of United States Senator (R-KY) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Republicans have seen the error of their ways and have put every Obama nominee up for a democratic vote. They have also pledged to stop their War on Women and to stop trying to defund Planned Parenthood. Mitch McConnell also said, that the Bush Tax cuts were "bad for the country and he is sorry" they ever passed them. "What were we thinking, involved in two wars and passing huge tax cuts for millionaire and billionaires?" he added. "We Republicans have saddled our country with huge debts a failing infrastructure and a torn safety net. We are a party of fiscal responsibility, Ronald Reagan raised taxes in 7 of his 8 years in office, we shouldn't be afraid to do the same", McConnell concluded.
Perhaps you have guessed by now that this is an April Fools Joke. Yes, but the real fools are the nation that lets non-patriotic leaders like Mitch McConnell, who love their party and power more than their country, stay in office.